Love messages

You know it's love when forever is not long enough.

It's true we don't know what we've got until its gone,
but we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Love is the shortest distance between hearts.

Life and love are like hide and seek.

People spend their whole lives looking for love,
but when they finally forget to look for it, they find it.

See there's this place in me where your fingerprints still rest, your kisses still linger, and your whispers softly echo. It's the place where a part of you will forever be a part of me.

The bad things in life open your eyes to the good
things you weren't paying attention to before.

If you love someone,
do not put their name in a heart because hearts can be broken,
instead put their name in a circle,
because circles go on forever.

Love is just a word until someone you meet gives it a proper meaning.

I love your every move, your every word, your each mistake; I do not care what people think about you; what is important for me is that I love you.

Romance keeps your love young.

A good relationship also depends on a romantic heart.

You can make your love young by adding romance to your life, and love will keep you young.

The hours that I spent with you, in my memory, blossom like flowers.

When you are close to me, my world is filled with overflowing romantic thoughts.

Your eyes are like a clear stream to me; when I look into them, drown.

Random Facebook Status messages...

I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.

Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.

I do not know which makes a man more conservative— to know nothing but the present, or nothing but the past.

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on.

Dance like it hurts,/ Love like you need money,/ Work when people are watching.

The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it.

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece.

Don't keep anything for special occasions, bcoz every day u live is a special occasion.

A happy man is happy not because everything is right in his life !
He is happy because he does all things in his life right !!

Funny Facebook Status Messages

“So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.”

“Insert coin to view my status message.”

"Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't."

"..says my computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.”

"Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet."

"If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining."

"Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google."

“Fat kids are harder to kidnap”

“Just got a job helping a one arm typist do capital letters. It's shift work.”

“Does Lady Gaga dress up as a normal person on Halloween?”

“I am gonna be naked, and that's my Halloween costume.”

“If men fall sleep so quick after sex, why is it so hard to catch rapists”

“..wants to be buried at sea... so if you wanna dance on my grave, be my guest!”

“you know what I find really funny?............. jokes.”

“I sometimes fall asleep while...”

“like to stop the microwave with 1 second to go. Makes me feel like a bomb defusal expert!!”

“Tried comforting my buddy that was waiting on the results of his HIV test. I guess "think positive" wasn't what he wanted to hear.”

“That is not my picture on the wall! I got framed.”

“If I was a superhero I would choose the ability to see through glass”

“lost my cellphone if you find it .....call me”

“I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering. 98 of them said, "How did you get in here?”

“Not every flower can say love, a rose did. Not every plant can survive thirst, a cactus did. Not every retard can read, but look at you go!”

“Today I told my car it's ok to tell me it's a Transformer. It did'nt answer. I figure it's just waiting for the right moment....”

“I'm so cool I embarass winter”

“My gf died in my arms. Actually I was holding her under the water.”

“When you sponsor a dog, The dog will write back to you... How??”

Friendship status messages...

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.  

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. I have no wealth to bestow on him. If he knows that I am happy in loving him, he will want no other reward. Is not friendship divine in this?

If I had one gift that I could give you, my friend, it would be the ability to see yourself as others see you, because only then would you know how extremely special you are.

My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life.

How rare and wonderful is that flash of a moment when we realize we have discovered a friend.

Friendship doubles our joy and divides our grief.

Life is nothing without friendship.

Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends.

Friendship is the only cure for hatred, the only guarantee of peace.

The greatest gift we can give one another is rapt attention to one another's existence.

Fortify yourself with a flock of friends! You can select them at random, write to one, dine with one, visit one, or take your problems to one. There is always at least one who will understand, inspire, and give you the lift you may need at the time.

But friendship is precious, not only in shade, but in the sunshine of life; and thanks to a benevolent arrangement of things, the greater part of life is sunshine

No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth.

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.

Never exaggerate your faults, your friends will attend to that.

Advice from your friends in like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad.

True friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, found everywhere.

A friend is a person who goes around saying nice things about you behind your back.

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

Random Facebook Status messages...

They say that when you dream about somebody, they went to sleep thinking about you. Quick! everybody think about me and we will have a big party in my dreams!!

Deny all...Admit nothing... Blame somebody else...

is going insane...wanna join me? it'll b fun...

so I was thinking...and then I stopped thinking...and now I feel better

wants you to tell me one memory you have of me??

Every person has a rather interesting story of how they met their best friend comment and tell me how you and your best friend came to be. :)

don't judge a person negatively for their feelings without full understanding of the situation. Just because you don't agree, doesn't mean that you're right.

i love those random memories that make you smile no matter what is going on in your life. =)

People will spoil your happiness just because they have nothing better to do and because they are unhappy with their own life. Stand your ground. ~ Mark Jones

When praises go up... blessings come down.

It's not that I'm afraid of telling you how I feel about you, I'm afraid of how you will react.

yes. no. yes. Yes! wait. No! Yes? Maybe not. i have no freaking clue. Wait. no. Never mind. Um. What was the question? OH! Yeah, of course lol

I'm going to change the name of my ipod to "the titanic" so whenever i plug it in to my computer it says "the titanic is syncing".

Learn from the past. Appreciate the present. Embrace the future.

Truth is, everyone will hurt you. Your friends, family, boyfriend/girlfriend and it's beyond your control.You just need to figure out who's worth suffering for.

I'm walkin' on sunshine!

I am not perfect, but I am limited edition ;)

Don't ever question the value of volunteers. Noah's Ark was built by volunteers; the Titanic was built by professionals.

PATIENCE is a VIRTUE I sadly do NOT possess.

says that we're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.

Smiling is the best reaction in all situation.

There should be an application called, "See how many people are pretending to be offline while they are on line".

goin to hang out with all my imaginary friends in the fruit loop garden and play with the glow in the dark monkeys!!!

is not available in some areas and may be too intense for some viewers. Parental discretion is advised.

hates when I do something like a ninja and there is nobody around to see!

is thinking that beer is the answer... who cares what the question is!

Smile uncontrollably and the world smiles with you. Laugh uncontrollably and they'll think your on drugs.

"the storm starts when the drops start dropping. when the drops stop dropping, then the storm starts stopping" Dr. Seuss

Some people are as right as a left turn.

Did you know that if you hold your nose you can't hum!! Hmmmmmm. Hahahahahaha, you just tried it! :)

In a life full of question marks, Try to be a exclamation point!!

Not only do I trip up and down stairs I also trip over flat surfaces and sometimes things that aren't there! :p

did u know "Dammit, I'm mad" spelt backwards is "Dammit, I'm mad" :D

... feels everyone should know that in 1952 Mr Potato Head was the first toy to be advertised on t.v. and that you had to provide your own potato.

WARNING: The man that usually keeps me together is currently deployed.

It doesn't matter how ugly or cute a person might look to you on the outside.. all that matters is how they are on the inside that really counts!!

It is a known FACT that you cannot LICK your Elbow!!! I have a feeling you are now attempting this.

Have you ever noticed that 75% of the time you use L.O.L your not even really laughing? lol

thank God! the monsters in my closet finally stopped yelling at the green fairies under my bed! i can finally go to sleep! GOOD NIGHT!!

After 10 years your mattress can weigh up to 20lbs more because of your dead skin cells, dust mites and their fecal matter. So sleep tight. haha

Girls fall in love because of what they hear, boys fall in love because of what they see. that's why girls wear make up and boys lie

If you like me, Push the LIKE button. If you think I'm a good friend comment on this and put a (:. If you hate me I don't care. :D

A smile is like a virus. You smile, and everyone smiles with you. :)

Funny Facebook Status Messages

Modern Marriage!!!

Priest to Guy: Do u agree to change your FACEBOOK status to married?
Guy: Yes I do.

...Priest to Girl: Do u agree to change your FACEBOOK status to married?
...Girl: Yes I do.

Priest: I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may “ POKE ” each other. 






One spelling mistake can destroy your life. A Husband sent this to his wife: "I'm having a wonderful time wish you were her."

My Internet suddenly stopped working.. then I realized our neighbors didn't pay the bill.. How irresponsible :D

Behind every successful status update, there is a Ctrl+C & Ctrl+V

Whenever I have a problem, i just sing. Then I realize that my voice is WORSE than my problem...

The best part about standing near an elephant is ~ you never feel FAT !!

Shortest fairly tale-->once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "will u marry me?" The girl said "NO!" The guy lived happily ever after.

Life was much easier when Apple & Blackberry were just fruits!

Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply by 5. Divide by 2. Close your eyes... Dark isn't it?

The best medicine to remove skin aging and face marks is the ADOBE PHOTOSHOP !!

Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.

Tip to reduce weight: first turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.

I have been on a diet for two weeks, and all I've lost is two weeks.

When a Man opens the door of his car for his wife,you can be sure of one thing: Either the Car is New or the Wife.

There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note, "Don't eat me." Now there's an empty plate and a note, "Don't worry, I don't eat paper."

If you fall once, get up. If you fall twice, get up. If you fall for the third time, tie your shoelaces!!

Biggest lie ever : I have read and agreed to the terms of use .

Q: Why should we believe in GOD? A: Because there are still some questions which cannot be answered by GOOGLE.

Physics would have been much easier if 'Tree' instead of 'Apple' had fallen on Newton's head :))

If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.

Dear Microsoft word, please understand - my name is NOT a spelling mistake!

Random Facebook Status messages...

"The good friend isn't necessarily the one who immediately understands - it's the one who cares enough to keep trying to understand."

True Friends look at you with no judgment in their eyes, they know you've made mistakes but they accept you for being human and help you right the wrongs.

F.r.i.e.n.d.s stands for funny ridiculous exciting nerds different and special.

Friendship does not need everyday conversation, does not always need togetherness, If the relation is in the heart, A true friend never goes apart.

Friend ship is a network that needs: no recharge! No charging! No roaming!...no validity! No activation! No signal problems! Just don't switch off your HEART

FRIENDSHIP is the rainbow between two hearts sharing seven colors: feelings, love, sadness, happiness, truth, faith, secret & respect. :)

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. :-)

F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
fight for you
respect u
inspire u
encourage u
need u
deserve u
save u

Friendship is not for the weak of heart. Real friendship takes strength.

“A strong friendship is like standing on the wet cement. The longer you stay harder it is to leave & if you try to go, you can’t go without leaving your foot prints behind ".

Once a friend asked the other friend...” What would you do if I cheat you..?"
Then the other friend replied..."Trusting you is my Decision and proving me right is your Choice....”

“Being a friend...is not having a friend..But is making the friend see the good inside themselves..While you sit back and watch them grow...while giving them boosts along the way"

“Friends are like pillars on your porch. Sometimes they hold you up and sometimes they lean on you."

“Friendship is like a garden. It is beautiful when it is watered and tended to with love and care of prayers, hugs, tears and cheers, but it will be withered up if, dry up and die if left untouched."

To have a good friend is one of the highest delights in life; to be a good friend is one of the noblest and most difficult undertakings. 

You can't choose the path your friend walks, but you can be there for them when they reach the end.

A true friend is someone who really cares, not someone who pretends to when it's convenient for THEM!

My Life means a lot to me... Not because I love my life, but because I love the people in my Life....The world says, they are called FRIENDS...I call them my WORLD....!!

If you fight with your trusted friend, just put aside your Egos, just smile & hug each other and Say..." I need you idiot at least to fight with me...!” Friends Rock Always...!!!

True friendship is a great bonding, its value is priceless and it’s immeasurable.

”FRIENDSHIP" is just one word, but it takes one second to read., one minute to think, one hour to explain, one day to feel, one weak to demonstrate, and one life to PROVE....!!!!

Friendship is a hidden love which reads everything from our eyes, which understand everything from our silence, which stands always with us even if unseen...!!! 

God picked up some flowers and dipped it in dew....He lovingly touched it, which turned in to you and He gifted to me and told these are for You...!!

Inspirational messages

When you are important to another person that person will always find a way to make time for you, no excuses, no lies, no broken promises.

No matter how bad life is treating you right now, there is always someone who is worse off than you. Don't surround yourself in sorrow.

A relationship doesn't need any promises, terms or conditions..it just need two wonderful persons "one who can trust & one who can understand"

Apologizing does not always mean that you are wrong and the other person is right. It just means that you value your relationship more than your ego.

We ourselves are responsible for our own happiness and misery. We create our own Heaven. We create our own Hell. We are the architects of our own fate.

TRUST is the base of all relations. A small mistake can change the whole thing. Like missing T can RUST the relationship.

God gives, no more than we can handle and no less than we deserve.

Start & begin your day on a positive note, and end it in the same way!

Forget all the stuff in the middle that frustrated you enjoy life's blessings. Smile!

You cannot change the people around you BUT you CAN change the people that you choose to be around

Occupy the mind with positive thoughts. Set realistic goals. Isolate negative influences. Conquer fears. Eliminate stress. Visualize success. Expect the best. 

The 3 C's of life: choices, chances and changes ~ You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change.

The past is my heritage; The present is my responsibility; The future is my challenge. 

"Choose to stand, not because there is no seat but because I want to be counted."

Let me tell you the difference between intelligence & wisdom: Intelligence: knowing a tomato's a fruit Wisdom: not putting it in a fruit salad.

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Inspirational messages

“You are the captain of your own destiny. It just depends on where you want to steer your ship!”

"Wish me good luck when you wave me good bye".

"Believe in destiny, time is not a factor".

Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

"Boats are the nearest thing to dreams that hands have ever made."

"The winds of grace are blowing, but it is you that must raise your sails"

"The future is in the skies."

 “Hem your blessings with thankfulness so they don’t unravel.”

Quality is never an accident. It is always the result of intelligent effort.

Loneliness is very real. It's a very strong feeling that can be very debilitating, and it's difficult to live with.

NOBODY can be SOMEBODY without the help of ANYBODY

Sometimes, two people have to fall apart to realize how much they need to fall back together.

No man is rich enough to buy back his past.

Your success and happiness lies in you. Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties.

Each day is a new canvas to paint upon. Make sure your picture is full of life and happiness, and at the end of the day you don't look at it and wish you had painted something different.

Faith is remembering I am God's priceless treasure when I feel simply worthless.

Don’t Keep your dreams in your eyes, they may fall as tears.. Keep them in your Heart so that every heartbeat may remind you about your Dream...!!!!

When you truly care for someone, their mistakes never change our feelings because it is the mind that gets angry but the heart still cares...

God loves you because of whom you are but He blesses you because of what you do.
It is better to mold ourselves to a personality for what we are loved for than retaining a character for what we are hated for."

When life knocks you down to your knees, Just remember that you are in the perfect position to PRAY, Just have Faith God will see you Through it

"It's impossible." said pride."It's risky." said experience."It's pointless." said reason.

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Facebook Fun status messages

You know you are addicted to Facebook, when the music to Farm-Ville is the ring tone on your cell phone.

A friend doesn't understand when your upset your crops are dying, a true Facebook friend will log on and harvest them for you when your computer crashes.

No one, but a true Farm-ville buddy, can understand the sadness you feel when you realise you are too late and your crops have withered!

When life gives you stress; Facebook gives you Farmville :)

before I go to bed, I must go to my farmville and make sure that all my animals are in the barn or under a tree so that if it rains they will not get wet

You know you play farm-ville too much when u get up at midnight because you just realized your crops are going to wither if you wait until morning.

No matter what I get on the computer for, I always end up on Face-book..

is waiting for Facebook to offer a dislike button and an enemies list

This FB thing is starting to take over the world. It's not "what's you mobile number" or "what's your email address" anymore. It's "are you on FB?"

Facebook should add a "WHO CARES" button beside "LIKE"

height of addiction: just before hanging judge asked the prisoner, any last wish? PRISONER SAID: YES, I WANT TO UPDATE MY FACEBOOK STATUS AS DEAD ! :-P

The funny thing about Facebook is you can talk about one person and it makes 20 others think it's about them.

Facebook lies, it asks you what's on your mind then goes and tell everybody!

U go on Facebook 2 see whats happening, u get bored and play stupid games, u get bored with that and answer stupid questions, then u get bored and read statuses

It's Facebook that made me realize that i"like" so many things :)

Is Thinking About changing my Name on Facebook to "NO ONE" That way when i don't like someones status i can click Like, And it will say NO ONE Likes your status

Modern definition of best friend - One who has most number of likes & comments on your posts on Facebook. :P

Best Friends Day Messages...

It's best friends day.. & all I wanna say is.. not everyone is lucky enough to have a friend like you. Thnx for being my best friend.

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends.
I’m surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
Happy Best Friends Day

A true friend understands when you say, “I forgot…” 
Waits forever when you say, “1 minute…”
Stays when you say, “leave me alone…”
and opens the door, ‘even before you knock…’
Happy Best Friends Day!!

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you,
yet still manages to like you anyway.

I Say and You Listen,
its a Good Friendship.
You Say and I Listen,
is a Better Friendship.
But I dont Say and You Understand, 
is Best Friendship.

You’re a true friend,
That i want you to know,
Our love for each other
Has helped us to grow.
We’ve been through some tough times,
But we’ve made it through,
The only one i ever trusted was you.

There is no distance too far between best friends, for friendship gives wings to the heart.

Two people can't wish to be friends long if they can't manage to forgive each other's minor failings.

A true friend is not like a rain which pours & goes away.
A friend like a air, which is silent but always around u..

True Friends look at you with no judgment in their eyes, they know you've made mistakes but they accept you for being human and help you right the wrongs

Those who can sense your sadness in your smile; can hear your words in your silence; can feel your love in your anger; trust them. They are your real friends.

Friendship isn't about being there when it's convenient, it's about being there when its not.

Friends are like the leaves on a tree. Sometimes the wind blows them away. But TRUE Friends are the roots of that tree that has woven itself into your life!

Lovely quote by a True Friend :"when i die, do not come near my body ..because my hands may not come to wipe your tears off that time"

a true friend,is the one who lend you a hand when you're busy,lend a shoulder to cry on and lend their voices when you're speechless

A real friend not always about loving and caring, but also slap you in the face when they know you're about to make the biggest mistake in your life

some relationships are like tom and Jerry... they irritate each other... they tease each other.. but they still can't live without each other!

Friendship status messages...

a true friend is not like the rain which pours and goes away, a true friend is like the air sometimes silent but always around u


A friend doesn't understand when your upset your crops are dying, a true Facebook friend will log on and harvest them for you when your computer crashes.


No one, but a true Farm-ville buddy, can understand the sadness you feel when you realise you are too late and your crops have withered!


Friendship doesn't happen with special people, people become special after becoming friends. We were born ordinary our friends made us special...


a true friend,is the one who lend you a hand when you're busy,lend a shoulder to cry on and lend their voices when you're speechless


A real friend not always about loving and caring, but also slap you in the face when they know you're about to make the biggest mistake in your life


A TRUE Best Friend is the one who can tell u how u feel before u know urself, the one who'll defend u even when ur wrong & the one u know u can rely on forever


A friend isn't someone who comforts you with lies, but rather someone who hurts you with the truth


A true friend isn't always the person you've known all your life, it's the person you want to know for the rest of your life.


Friends are special but my friends are more than that. My friends are funny, friendly, crazy, nuts, mental, daft, kind, caring. But most of all, they're mine!!!


Friendship is a relation in which u might not get someone who might complete u but u will always have someone with whom u can share yourself completely


friendship is not abt finding the similarities...it is abt respecting the differences!


The best times of your life are those when you say your friend; "yes,i am fine.." & that friend look into your eyes n say.."tell me whats the matter"


Friends are not the people who act true to your face. They're the people who remain true behind your back.


A friend will tell you not to try it, a good friend will tell you "good luck", and your best friend will be right next to you yelling "let's do this!"


Friends come and go... you get separated from the old ones, meet new ones... But the true friends will always stay in your heart..


World's happiest friends never have the same characters,they just have a the best understanding of their differences.


Your friends are the fruitcake of your life - some are nutty, some are soaked in alcohol, some firm, some sweet, but all together, great to have in your life!

Random Facebook Status messages...

Money, Attitude & Ego are like an "underwear". You should have it, but do not show it unless you become a 'Superman'.


A Friend will catch you if you fall, a Good Friend will laugh at you and a Best Friend will take a video and upload it on Facebook! 


Two best secrets to keep relationships strong :- Whenever you are wrong -Always Admit it ! & Whenever you are right -Just Keep Quiet !


One of the best ways to learn about the people in your life is to become a good listener :)


Wonders what hurts more: A goodbye that's said and leaves you with instant pain, or a goodbye that is never said and leaves you wondering what you did wrong.


At the end of life, what really matters is not what we bought but what we built. Not what we got but what we shared..not our competence but our character.


We only see two sides of people; what we wanna see and what they show us, but we hardly see what they really are.


I wish I could go back, back where every pain could be heal with a lollipop and a hug.


The first thing we think when someone takes a photo of us..Will it look good on Facebook? ;)


If people talk about you behind your back, that would mean you are in front, so stay ahead!!


Facebook; a place where strangers come close and after some time become strangers again...


My Internet suddenly stopped working.. then I realized our neighbors didn't pay the bill.. How irresponsible :D:D:D


Biggest Mystery of Maths: 1000s of years passed; Millions of theorems derived; Millions of formulas made; But still, X is unknown!