Facebook Fun Messages

That awkward moment when a comment gets more “likes” than your status.

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That awkward moment when someone comments on a really old picture and you realize they were probably stalking your page.

I`m back.. from my Facebook vacation :)

Like If : you hate when you get a notification, but it turns out to be pointless -_-

I made my Facebook status: "I kissed a girl"and then I liked it...

Sitting down real quick to check Facebook and Twitter...an hour later, I`m still there...

Good hair day = New profile picture.

What is Facebook? A place where boy posts a joke there is no response ... but Girl posts same joke she get 95 likes, 35 comment, 15 friend requests..! Like if agree :P

Facebook; the only place where I can be married to my best friend, and have more than 20 siblings.

The awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on facebook and you look like you’re talking to yourself.

I`m busy "liking" everything on Facebook to counterbalance all the "unliking" I do in real life.

There`s a thin line between "I should make a status about that" and "I should talk to a therapist about that."

If my boss saw how many cool things I post on Facebook in a day, he`d stop saying I`m unproductive.

The awkward moment when someone likes your picture that you posted 8 months ago...

The first and last person to LIKE this status are the sexiest people in the whole wide world! :)

CAUTION: This status will self-destruct in 10 seconds. The only way to stop it is by LIKE it! :D

Morning Routine: 1. Wake Up 2. Check phone for messages 3. Check Facebook for any notifications

Facebook = You realize how different you are from people. Twitter = You realize there are people who knows exactly how you feel.

Is it just me, or does having family members as friends on Facebook limit the things that you can say.

Log Out is the hardest button to press

I remember all my friends` birthday! Since I was on Facebook!

Facebook should get a "I don`t even know you" button, for the dumbasses who like to try to add people they don`t know.

Thanks Facebook, now I don`t know who actually remembered my birthday!

Mom, Dad and Teachers, OK, you`re on Facebook, please don`t invade Twitter now.

Dear Facebook, I can`t believe you still haven`t gotten that dislike button. Sincerely, YouTube.

You don’t have to like me. I’m not a Facebook status.

That awkward moment when one of your family members sends you a family request on Facebook.

I left MySpace for Facebook, and now I`m cheating on Facebook with Twitter

FACEBOOK FACT The people under your friends list on your wall are the people who visit your wall the most.

"Twitter is over capacity." *Refresh* "Twitter is over capacity." *Refresh* Screw it, I`m getting on Facebook.

Facebook REALLY needs a `No one cares` button

That one day fame on facebook because it`s not birthday.

Thanks to Facebook, i now know what everyone`s bathroom looks like

In an emergency, I`d probably write status about it before calling the police.

Does anybody know how can I send an enemy request on Facebook?

Texting + Facebook= Textbook. So I`m studying.

Facebook Fun status messages

You know you are addicted to Facebook, when the music to Farm-Ville is the ring tone on your cell phone.

A friend doesn't understand when your upset your crops are dying, a true Facebook friend will log on and harvest them for you when your computer crashes.

No one, but a true Farm-ville buddy, can understand the sadness you feel when you realise you are too late and your crops have withered!

When life gives you stress; Facebook gives you Farmville :)

before I go to bed, I must go to my farmville and make sure that all my animals are in the barn or under a tree so that if it rains they will not get wet

You know you play farm-ville too much when u get up at midnight because you just realized your crops are going to wither if you wait until morning.

No matter what I get on the computer for, I always end up on Face-book..

is waiting for Facebook to offer a dislike button and an enemies list

This FB thing is starting to take over the world. It's not "what's you mobile number" or "what's your email address" anymore. It's "are you on FB?"

Facebook should add a "WHO CARES" button beside "LIKE"

height of addiction: just before hanging judge asked the prisoner, any last wish? PRISONER SAID: YES, I WANT TO UPDATE MY FACEBOOK STATUS AS DEAD ! :-P

The funny thing about Facebook is you can talk about one person and it makes 20 others think it's about them.

Facebook lies, it asks you what's on your mind then goes and tell everybody!

U go on Facebook 2 see whats happening, u get bored and play stupid games, u get bored with that and answer stupid questions, then u get bored and read statuses

It's Facebook that made me realize that i"like" so many things :)

Is Thinking About changing my Name on Facebook to "NO ONE" That way when i don't like someones status i can click Like, And it will say NO ONE Likes your status

Modern definition of best friend - One who has most number of likes & comments on your posts on Facebook. :P