Monday, August 8, 2011

Random Status Messages



Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what your not.

Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth - a sense of HUMOR.

Yawning Is your body`s way of saying 20% of battery remaining.

Ironic how there is still "ex" in "next"... guess life is just a cycle between exes and nexts.

The funniest thing about this sentence, is that by the time you realize it says absolutely nothing, it will be to late to stop reading it.

Chances are like thieves! We don`t know when they`ll come, and we don`t realize how much we`ve lost until they are gone.

Don’t let your ears witness what your eyes didn’t see. Don’t let your mouth speak what your heart doesn’t feel.

The worst feeling is pretending you don`t care about something, when really it`s all you seem to think about.

No ones perfect. Everybody makes mistakes. That`s why pencils have erasers..

Dear ` (: ` you are doing it wrong! Sincerely ` :) `

Nobody is perfect so if you want something perfect go buy yourself a barbie.

Just because no one believes you can do it, doesn`t mean you can`t. Believe in yourself and just DO it.

Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted.

Relationships are like TATTOOS. They LOOK better than they FEEL.

Black and White are colors, not people!!! LIKE to Stop Racism

Girls know how to fake a smile, boys know how to fake their feelings.

People might change but there are two things that you can`t change them. Their name, and the memories you`ve had with them.

If you leave without a reason, don`t come back with an excuse.

Always listen to your heart. Even though it`s on your left side, it`s always right

Go ahead, take chances. Say no. Spend all your cash. Be random. Say I love you. Cry. Tell a jerk what you think. Live life. Regret nothing.

There are a lot people who call you by your name, but there is only ONE PERSON who can make it sound so SPECIAL.

they say best friends are hard to find: well that`s cause the best ones are already mine...:)

Sometimes the memories are worth the pain.

Cartoons; the only place you can wear the same thing everyday and no one really cares.

When Ever you are Criticized, don`t get Upset. Always remember this.... No stones are thrown on a Fruitless Tree.

Pictures can`t replace being there & memories can`t replace moments.

Always follow your heart...but, Take your brain with you . :)

Sometimes friends can let you down, but once in a while they are the only reason that you are standing up

Experience is how life catches up with us and teaches us to love and forgive each other.

Its funny how the people I meet in the weirdest ways, are usually the most amazing.

Love your haters. They`re ur biggest fans. Because they keep on wasting time just to watch your every move!

There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few can catch your heart.

It`s not about the ones who act true to your face. It`s about the ones that remain true behind your back

Texting with your pinky because you`re eating.

Sometimes no matter how many people care for you, what matters the most is what that one person thinks.

If I got paid of caring you. I`d be a billionaire.

When the world gives you thousands of reasons to cry, Show the world that you have millions of reasons to smile.

My mom says you are what you eat. that`s funny, because I haven`t eaten any sexy beasts recently.

I know a few people hate me, because I`m not good.
but many people love me because they know that
I`m not too bad,,,,,,:)

Don`t run from your fears - when they catch up with you, you`ll be too tired to fight

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