Inspirational messages...

Why do we close our eyes when we sleep, when we cry, when we imagine, when we kiss? Because the most beautiful thing in the world is unseen.

When you run so fast to get somewhere, you miss the fun of getting there. Life is not a race, so take it slower. Hear the music before the song is over.

Life is a mixture of sunshine and rain, teardrops and laughter, pleasure and pain. Just remember, there was never a cloud that the sun couldn't shine through.

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with a tear.

When you born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you are the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.

Love is as beautiful as two people choose to make it!

A careless word may kindle strife; a cruel word may wreck a life; a timely word may level stress; a loving word may heal and bless.

Life is like a book. Each day is a new page. May your book be a bestseller with adventures to tell, lessons to learn and tales of good deeds to remember.

A smile is a language even a baby understands. It costs nothing but it creates much. It happens in a flash but the memory of it may last forever. Keep on smiling!

The happiest person doesn't have the best of everything in life. Perhaps he is just good in making the best of everything that life brings along his way. Stay happy always!

Learn to appreciate the rainbow after cursing the rain. It's just like loving again after experiencing the pain!

The beauty of life does not depend on how happy you are, but on how happy others can be... because of you. God Bless!

It is the heart that makes a man rich. He is rich according to what he is, not according to what he has. Hello to one of the richest persons I know. God Bless!

It's not the possession of good things that bring happiness. It is the ability to enjoy what comes. Happiness is an attitude.

Love is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it eludes you. But if you just let it fly, it would come to you when you least expect it.

In words, love can be read. In actions, love can be measured. But others don't know that even in silence, love can be heard.

No one can go back and make a new beginning, but anyone can start from now and make a happy ending.

When you find a dream inside your heart, don't ever let it go.... for dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful tomorrows grow.

Smile when in leisure. Smile when in pain. Smile when troubles pour like rain. Smile when someone hurt your feelings, coz you know, smiling always starts the healing!

Every teardrop is precious so better make sure that if you drop some, its worth crying for, coz you can never pick them and put them back to your eyes. Love wisely!

Life they say is touch and go. Some people you know may only be there for a time. Some may go away but people who find you special will always find ways to stay.

One measure of friendship consists not in the number of words that friends can discuss, but in the number of words they need no longer mention.

Life's a game, sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. But no matter what your cards in life, whether club, spade, or diamond, always remember - never play without a heart!

Remember - you are worth not for what you have, not even for who you are, but for what others have become because of you. Wish you the best!

When things go wrong don't go blue. Just pray and say I will get through. Always remember God Loves You!

To be strong one should have faith in one's self and trust in one's strength. It takes strong heart to overcome every hardship that will come. Have faith in yourself and believe.

Life is a one-way street. No matter how many detours you take, none of them leads back. So enjoy life every moment as none of them will happen the same way again.

The world is full of beauty when your heart is full of love. So start and end your day with love and smile in your heart. Have a peaceful day.

Valuing a person is not merely seeing each other everyday. What counts most is that somehow in our busy life, we remember each other even just by saying "Take care".

We are never given dream without also being given the power to make them come true.

Life can give you a hundred reasons to cry, but you can give life a thousand reasons to smile.

Friendship Messages...

Only your real friends tell you when your face is dirty.

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.

Friends are God’s way of taking care of us.

Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same.

Friendship isn’t a big thing – it’s a million little things.

A road to a friend’s house is never long.

I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

Count your age with friends but not with years.

One who looks for a friend without faults will have none.

A true friend sticks with you through thick and thin no matter what.

The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.

An honest answer is the sign of true friendship.

When a friend is in trouble, don’t annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

Friendship is love without his wings!

Friendship doubles your joys, and divides your sorrows.

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.

When you die, if you’ve got five real friends, then you’ve had a great life.

True friendship is when two friends can walk in opposite directions, yet remain side by side.

If I had to sum up friendship in one word, it would be comfort.

Your friend is the person who knows all about you, and still like you.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.

Everyone is a friend, until they prove otherwise.

Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life.

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.

To be depressed is to be lonely; to have a friend is to be happy.

Who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure.

Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.

In my friend, I find a second self.

Friends never make assumptions about you. They never expect a reason to go out with you. In fact friends only expect you to be you.

Your friends are what will matter in the end.

Friendship Day Messages...

August 7th is the Friendship Day of 2011.


Share the bonding of your friendship with a wide range of friendship messages.

Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.

Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.

Star has 5 ends
Square has 4 ends
Triangle has 3 ends
Line has 2 ends
but Circle of our friendship has no end...

Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.

In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So learn to value me!

Sometimes in life we think we don't need anyone. But sometime we don't have anyone when we need... So don't let your best buddies go ever...

We met it was Luck! We talked it was CHANCE! We became friends it was DESTINY! We are still friends it is FAITH! We will always be friends its a PROMISE!

When does a friend become a best friend?
When his dialogue, "I care for you" converts into "I will kill you if you don't care for me"

Don’t write your name on sand, waves will wash it. Don’t write your name on sky, wind may blow it. Write your name on hearts of your friends, that’s where it will stay.

The one who likes you most, sometimes hurts you, but again he is the only one who feels your pain.

Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, they help u as u walk through life. thanks for being my size!

Science has proved that sugar melts in water, so please don’t walk in the rain, otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!

A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colourful bridge between 2 hearts.

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

It’s not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.

Friend is one, who (F)inds you in a (R)ush of people, (I)nspires you to do something in life, catch your (E)motions and (N)ever leaves you till (D)eath.

Friendship is not a big fire which burns all day. Its a small lamp, that burns till the last day of life.

Medicines and friendships cure our problems. The only difference is that friendships don't have an expiry date.

Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U!

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm a friend u can always depend on.

When I was walking alone, I wished that I can reach the end of the road.. But when u r walking with me, I wish the road never ends..

Friendship is vast like Universe, deep like Ocean, high like Sky, strong like Iron, kind like Mother, cute like Me, and sweet like U!

I can’t find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked; maybe the question is how did God know that I needed a friend like U.

Random Facebook Status messages...

The best feeling in the world is when you KNOW your heart is smiling..

Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year.

Beauty isn`t measured by the number of likes of your picture on Facebook..

What made you happy once, might not make you happy now.

I`m in love with your statuses. You always make me smile…

In an emergency, I`d probably write status about it before calling the police.

Facebook really needs a `No one cares` button..

Log Out is the hardest button to press…

The awkward moment when someone likes your picture that you posted 8 months ago.

The best love story is when you fall in love with the most unexpected person at the most unexpected time.

If you don`t want me to cross the line, then don`t draw one.

3 Main rules in Relationships: Don`t lie, Don`t cheat, and Don`t make promises you can`t keep.

The past cannot be changed, forgotten, edited or erased. It can only be accepted.

The secret to happiness is not in doing what one likes to do, but in liking what one has to do.

Girls, being beautiful doesn’t make you nice. Being nice makes you beautiful..

Beauty is power; a smile is its sword..

Admit it, sometimes, even when your crush does something really weird, it still looks cute for you.

You’re always loved by me in ways you’ll never see.

People who are meant to be together will always find their way back.

It`s amazing how much you discover on facebook.

It`s not official until it`s on facebook.

Does anybody know how can I send an enemy request on Facebook?

You can`t face the problem if the problem iz your face.

The past cannot be changed, forgotten, edited or erased. It can only be accepted.

Is your name Summer.? because you are as hot as hell.

Random Facebook Status messages...

Lots of things go unquestioned, lots of questions go unanswered. Few words go unsaid, few go unheard. Some dreams are buried alive. We call it "LIFE"..

Today's weight loss tip: Use superglue as lip gloss.

True friendships never die,We may change. We may drift apart.We may not talk as much,but we know we can always call on one another!

Sometimes you have to sacrifice something that is more beautiful for your eyes,for something that is more beautiful for your heart.

The truly intelligent person is one who can pretend to be a fool in front of a fool who pretends to be intelligent.

Sometimes the best things in life are right in front of you,you just have to look a little closer.

The only thing more frustrating than missing someone is missing someone you see every day and there is nothing you can do about it.

Always remember,. Money is not everything in life. But make sure you earn sufficient before talking such nonsense.

"People Who Change After Change-"SURVIVE", "People Who Change WITH Change-"SUCCEED" ,"People Who CAUSE THE CHANGE-"LEAD"

The worst thing about Sunday is knowing that tomorrow is Monday!!!

Life isn't always greener on the other side, sometimes your side just needs a bit of water.

There are going to be some people ,who at some point of your life, will become your friends.And some friends, who at some point, will become just people.

Life's not about the people who act true to your face. It's about the people who remain true behind your back.

Sometimes the greatest challenge is to actually begin.

Time makes us forget memories, but a few memories make us forget time; they make life worthwhile.

No matter how long we have waited and failed, there will always be someone out there who will love us the way we want to be loved.

Relations come to an end when there not much difference left between the presence or absence of the person.

You won't know how much someone cares for you until you realize they don't care anymore.

Being simple makes you more popular :)

The wrong person always comes at the right time and the right person always comes at the wrong time.

When you're standing at the crossroads and don't know which path to choose - let me come along, because even if you're wrong, I'll stand by you.

Missing someone isn't about the time you've not seen each other..but about remembering the moments you've shared together and expecting it to happen again..

Unbeatable Thought: It takes around 2 years 2 learn 2 speak.. But..it takes LIFE TIME 2 learn "WHAT NOT TO SPEAK"

Random Facebook Messages

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know.

2 in 1 people are siamese.

At my last job interview, I told my interviewer that I plan to give 110%.Unfortunately; I was applying to be a statistician.

Let’s take a moment to remember all those less fortunate than ourselves who are currently pissing around on Facebook.

I always refuse to cut corners.Which is why I lost my job in carpentry

What goes 0-60 in a minute?A clock.

If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2.30am this morning, can you believe that 2.30am?Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums.

My New Year’s resolution is to save enough to buy a Velcro wall.And I plan on sticking to it.

I had a spider on my keyboard.I have it under Ctrl.

I really admire people who keep going even though the are in huge amounts of debt. They deserve a lot of credit

My granddad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Knock Knock."Come in.""Oh thanks for ruining the joke."

I can’t take it anymore.The local shop has installed CCTV.

I’m the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser.

I’m looking forward to getting a KFC and ice cream tomorrow.Some things are worth the weight.

Procrastinators! The leaders of tomorrow.

I wonder if the people of Alaska update their facebook status every time it snows.

I’ve decided not to be pessimistic. It wouldn’t work anyway

What you seize is what you get.

‘With great power, comes a great electric bill.’

I invented gloves. Okay, I’m lying but I did have a hand in it.

I was shopping online and saw a horse that I rather liked. So I clicked "Add to cart."

Nothing more says you are a facebook stalker than updating your status with a girls name when you meant to put it in the search box

I must admit I’ve got a thing for fat women.It’s called a gastric band.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

My physics teacher told me I had a lot of potential. Then he pushed me off a roof.

Written on top of a cubical wall:If you can aim this high you should be in the fire brigade

I spent five minutes fixing a broken clock yesterday.At least, I think it was five minutes.

Did they ever find out who let the dogs out?

I’m setting up a search engine called Askyourdad.com you type your query in and its sends you straight to Askyourmum.com.

If tomatoes are classed as a fruit, then doesn’t that mean that ketchup is technically a smoothie?

My sister has been engaged to a footballer for over ten years.Come on Diego, marry Donna.

I know the secret to eternal life. But if I told you , then I’d have to kill you.

If it’s your birthday in November, then you know your parents really enjoyed Valentine’s Day.

Scientists claim that coffee is more addictive than Heroin….Bollocks….I’m not addicted to coffee and I drink it all the time.

The Internet is such a boring place… …when there are other people in the room.

I put a wooden desk and a blackboard in my bedroom.You know, to make it more classy.

My sister wanted to know if it would be fine to give her baby a two-letter name. I told her to go for It.

I never let my children watch big band performances on TV. Too much sax and violins

People who copy and paste jokes from facebook are idiots…A few seconds ago • Comment • Like

I see that students are planning another protest against tuitions fees.When will they ever learn?

i love bookmarks. They’re my favourites.

Friendship status messages...

Do not save your loving speeches for your friends till they are dead. Do not write them on their tombstones, speak them rather now instead.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. 

Friendship is one mind in two bodies.

Without humor, life sucks. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.

Do not save your loving speeches for your friends till they are dead; Do not write them on their tombstones, speak them rather now instead.

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.

The only way to have friends is to be one.

Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same.

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

There is nothing better than the encouragement of a good friend.

A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else.

A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself.



Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.

Do not protect yourself by a fence, but rather by your friends.

Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his.

Never refuse any advance of friendship, for if nine out of ten bring you nothing, one alone may repay you.

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.

The friendship that can cease has never been real.

Get not your friends by bare compliments, but by giving them sensible tokens of your love.

Purchase not friends by gifts; when thou ceasest to give, such will cease to love.

Friendship is like china bowl, Once broken can be mended but crack is Still there.

A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.

When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy.

The road to a friend's house is never long.

Friendship and formality don't stand together.

Love messages

You know it's love when forever is not long enough.

It's true we don't know what we've got until its gone,
but we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Love is the shortest distance between hearts.

Life and love are like hide and seek.

People spend their whole lives looking for love,
but when they finally forget to look for it, they find it.

See there's this place in me where your fingerprints still rest, your kisses still linger, and your whispers softly echo. It's the place where a part of you will forever be a part of me.

The bad things in life open your eyes to the good
things you weren't paying attention to before.

If you love someone,
do not put their name in a heart because hearts can be broken,
instead put their name in a circle,
because circles go on forever.

Love is just a word until someone you meet gives it a proper meaning.

I love your every move, your every word, your each mistake; I do not care what people think about you; what is important for me is that I love you.

Romance keeps your love young.

A good relationship also depends on a romantic heart.

You can make your love young by adding romance to your life, and love will keep you young.

The hours that I spent with you, in my memory, blossom like flowers.

When you are close to me, my world is filled with overflowing romantic thoughts.

Your eyes are like a clear stream to me; when I look into them, drown.

Random Facebook Status messages...

I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.

Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.

I do not know which makes a man more conservative— to know nothing but the present, or nothing but the past.

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on.

Dance like it hurts,/ Love like you need money,/ Work when people are watching.

The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it.

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece.

Don't keep anything for special occasions, bcoz every day u live is a special occasion.

A happy man is happy not because everything is right in his life !
He is happy because he does all things in his life right !!

Funny Facebook Status Messages

“So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.”

“Insert coin to view my status message.”

"Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't."

"..says my computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.”

"Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet."

"If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining."

"Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google."

“Fat kids are harder to kidnap”

“Just got a job helping a one arm typist do capital letters. It's shift work.”

“Does Lady Gaga dress up as a normal person on Halloween?”

“I am gonna be naked, and that's my Halloween costume.”

“If men fall sleep so quick after sex, why is it so hard to catch rapists”

“..wants to be buried at sea... so if you wanna dance on my grave, be my guest!”

“you know what I find really funny?............. jokes.”

“I sometimes fall asleep while...”

“like to stop the microwave with 1 second to go. Makes me feel like a bomb defusal expert!!”

“Tried comforting my buddy that was waiting on the results of his HIV test. I guess "think positive" wasn't what he wanted to hear.”

“That is not my picture on the wall! I got framed.”

“If I was a superhero I would choose the ability to see through glass”

“lost my cellphone if you find it .....call me”

“I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering. 98 of them said, "How did you get in here?”

“Not every flower can say love, a rose did. Not every plant can survive thirst, a cactus did. Not every retard can read, but look at you go!”

“Today I told my car it's ok to tell me it's a Transformer. It did'nt answer. I figure it's just waiting for the right moment....”

“I'm so cool I embarass winter”

“My gf died in my arms. Actually I was holding her under the water.”

“When you sponsor a dog, The dog will write back to you... How??”