You know you are addicted to Facebook, when the music to Farm-Ville is the ring tone on your cell phone.
A friend doesn't understand when your upset your crops are dying, a true Facebook friend will log on and harvest them for you when your computer crashes.
No one, but a true Farm-ville buddy, can understand the sadness you feel when you realise you are too late and your crops have withered!
When life gives you stress; Facebook gives you Farmville :)
before I go to bed, I must go to my farmville and make sure that all my animals are in the barn or under a tree so that if it rains they will not get wet
You know you play farm-ville too much when u get up at midnight because you just realized your crops are going to wither if you wait until morning.
No matter what I get on the computer for, I always end up on Face-book..
is waiting for Facebook to offer a dislike button and an enemies list
This FB thing is starting to take over the world. It's not "what's you mobile number" or "what's your email address" anymore. It's "are you on FB?"
Facebook should add a "WHO CARES" button beside "LIKE"
height of addiction: just before hanging judge asked the prisoner, any last wish? PRISONER SAID: YES, I WANT TO UPDATE MY FACEBOOK STATUS AS DEAD ! :-P
The funny thing about Facebook is you can talk about one person and it makes 20 others think it's about them.
Facebook lies, it asks you what's on your mind then goes and tell everybody!
U go on Facebook 2 see whats happening, u get bored and play stupid games, u get bored with that and answer stupid questions, then u get bored and read statuses
It's Facebook that made me realize that i"like" so many things :)
Is Thinking About changing my Name on Facebook to "NO ONE" That way when i don't like someones status i can click Like, And it will say NO ONE Likes your status
Modern definition of best friend - One who has most number of likes & comments on your posts on Facebook. :P
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